I’m envious of Andrew Zimmern, the host of Bizarre Foods on the Travel Channel. No, I don’t want to eat bull balls or ant larvae, but he has got to be a non-shy pooer. When Andrew Zimmern has eaten some bad pig anus, you know he can’t wait until he’s in the comfort of his hotel room. No, he’s going to pull over his elephant and take a dump in the jungle. Whereas me, I’ll hold it for 4 hours just so I can be in the comfort of my own home.
Runner Up: Bear Grylls. The guy ate a sheep eyeball dunked in a geothermal lake and had moss as his appetizer. Mmmm, fiber. I bet he didn’t even have to wipe his ass afterwards.
March 11th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I have an idea that can make Andrew Zimmern some stone cold cash… a coffee-table photo book of his travels, the bizarre meals, and the bathroom aftermath- a before & after kinda-thing. I know-huh gross, but hot damn it’ll be a page turner!
March 11th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
and dearest, don’t be holdin’ yer poop for 4 hours unless you ate some fancy rocks to shit out some gemstones! damn the timidity and free the turtles!