1. Mullets- I saw a guy at Dairy Queen that had a mullet with bangs. It was twice the business and 4 times the ugly.
2. Socks with Sandals- Even my 83 year old Grandpa knows that this is just bad taste.
3. Jams- Unless you’re the owner of Rex Kwon Do or you’re in Hammer time (I know that technically these were called parachute pants, but really, who are you kidding?), you should stay clear of these.
4. Cosby Sweaters- I love me some Bill Huxtable, but was it perpetually winter Brooklyn Heights?
5. Tapered Jeans- I remember I cried until my older sister showed me how to take any loose material at the bottom of my jeans, flatten it against my leg, then roll it up to make a cuff. I’m crying now b/c she showed me, and I wore my pants like that way longer than I should have.