I just picked my 5 year old daughter up from school and we’re driving home.
Me: I need to go to Kroger.
Daughter: I don’t want to go. Kroger is boring.
Me: I really need to go.
Daughter: Please can we just go home. Kroger is so boring.
Me: Alright, we’ll just go home.
(2 minutes of silence)
Daughter: Hey, do you want to go somewhere?
Me: Where do you want to go?
Daughter: How about Kroger?
Me: I thought you didn’t want to go to Kroger.
Daughter: Yeah, let’s go to Kroger.
Me: Really? I thought you said Kroger was boring.
Daughter: It is! (laughs uncontrollably)
Me (on the phone with my husband): I think she’s making fun of me.
Daughter (in the background): Hey let’s go to Kroger! Do you want to go to Kroger? (laughs like a maniac)
May 14th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
That little scamp. She’s so your daughter.