Who do you think hates those stupid medleys the most? Jason, because all his stoner friends are laughing at him? Michael Johns, because he’s too old for this shit? Jim Carey, because he’s thinking “Didn’t I used to be funny?” Or how about me? It’s like watching Brangelina’s Brady Bunch offspring 10 years from now. Ooooh… American Idol: Brady Bunch theme night! David Archuleta can be Cindy!
So, do you think David Hernandez was voted off because he had a bad performance or because America wasn’t ready to have a gay stripper in the top 11? Yeah, definitely the performance. Ah, poor David Hernandez. I won’t miss you.