http://www.jackedupblog.com half the jack, twice the blog Tue, 13 May 2008 02:12:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I just picked my 5 year old daughter up from school and we're driving home. Me:  I need to go to Kroger. Daughter:  I don't want to go.  Kroger is boring. Me:  I really need to go. Daughter:  Please can we just go home.  Kroger is so boring. Me:  Alright, we'll just go home. (2 minutes ... http://www.jackedupblog.com/random/kroger-is-fun/ 1. Fight Club- Nothing says violence like Jazz Hands. I'd like David Cook to be in it, just so I can see the shit beat out of him. 2. Superbad- But Micheal Cera and Jonah Hill have to star. 3. Battlestar Galactica- OK, so technically this is a ... http://www.jackedupblog.com/top-5/movies-that-should-be-made-into-broadway-musicals/ I didn't get carded yesterday when I bought alcohol.  That's the second time that has happened.  I always take my driver's license out, so prepared for the cashier to say:  Can I see your driver's license?  I think I even asked her if she wanted to see it.  She looked ... http://www.jackedupblog.com/random/oldie-but-goody/ When I watch the JabbaWockeez, I turn into a squealing 15 year old.  My family can't even be in the room anymore when I watch them, and if they are, my five year old says "Mommy, you're watching this again?"  I just can't help myself, I love the Jabbas.  I ... http://www.jackedupblog.com/i-love/go-jabba-jabba/ When I was a kid I would have nightmares about Scooby-Doo monsters and the creepy doll that my best friend Eileen had.  While I have grown out of the Scooby monsters and the doll (however, dolls still kind of creep me out), I find my new nightmares are more grown ... http://www.jackedupblog.com/random/nightmares/ 1.  Preacher Comics- For when I want to feel like a badass. 2.  Walking Dead Comics- For when I want to be paranoid. 3.  Anything by David Sedaris- For when I want to laugh until I pee. 4.  Harry Potter series- For when I want to get swept away. 5.  One Hundred Years of ... http://www.jackedupblog.com/i-love/books/ My husband is going to meet Robert Kirkman this weekend. Robert Kirkman was my first. I read the first trade of The Walking Dead and I'm a comic book fan for life. So, Anthony asked me what I would do if I ever met Garth Ennis, probably ... http://www.jackedupblog.com/i-love/punch-me-already/ I hate April Fool's day. I pride myself on not being suckered easily. I think I can see through a lot of the bullshit, but on a day that prides itself for suckering everyone, I am on high alert. Some pranks are so transparent that I get ... http://www.jackedupblog.com/random/im-an-april-fool/ So, I have 2 dogs. They eat, they poop, they stare at me, and they sleep. That's about it. I can't imagine most dogs in America do more than that. So, why in the hell are there so many dog blogs?! Not only do they ... http://www.jackedupblog.com/miscellaneous/whats-up-dog/ Our dogs, Cookie (bottom) and Beans (top), in one of their favorite past times. For all those who didn't believe when I told them they did this. http://www.jackedupblog.com/random/our-dogs-episode-69/