What’s Up, Dog?

So, I have 2 dogs. They eat, they poop, they stare at me, and they sleep. That’s about it. I can’t imagine most dogs in America do more than that. So, why in the hell are there so many dog blogs?! Not only do they blog, but people subscribe to their blog and leave comments on their blog. What I want to know is how are all these people reading dog blogs and not mine! I mean, I do like, at least twice the stuff that my dogs do. I’m more interesting than my dogs… aren’t I?

Random note: My blog doesn’t recognize the word “blog.” My dog couldn’t have made that observation.