About

I’m probably the most boring person you’ll meet.  I don’t go out, I’ve been happily married forever, I have a spicy little 5 year old and a couple of dogs.  But that’s the way I like it. 

That being said, I’m probably also the most raunchy, unfiltered, call-it-how-I-see-it person you’ll ever meet.  But that’s the way I like it.

Cute.  Geeky.  Totally Jacked Up.